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Lawrence of Arabia 1962
I get why the “greatest movies ever made” are called that. This was a wild but really entertaining ride. I loved the character development and devolution throughout the movie. It really made the characters feel fully fleshed out and characters, not just placeholders or means-to-an-ends.
Watched this on the plane and finished it on my phone during my layover and about 82917 times I was just thinking “this would’ve looked fantastic on the big screen”. Big fan of the old hollywood humor, poeticism, biblical themes and clear inspiration for Dune.Translated from by -
Nickel Boys 2024
Beautiful film. I think I’ll have to sit with this one for a while and revisit. That switch from first person to third person was extremely brutal. Love art, love movies
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Dune: Part Two 2024
Best Sound 2025 Academy Award Winner iktr!
Saw this in a theater with bass boosted surround sound again. For Free. NEVER KILL YOURSELF.
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Babygirl 2024
🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCH🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼COCK=D💦?? Send this to…
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