arianaeliz

arianaeliz

Reviews stylized by word vomit and lack of proofreading
2025 goal: complete the Official Top 250 Feature Narrative Films

Favorite films

  • Bones and All
  • Babylon
  • Requiem for a Dream
  • A Grand Day Out

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  • Giant Grizzlies

  • Miss Congeniality

    ★★★★

  • The Alto Knights

    ★★★

  • Hoosiers

    ★★★

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  • Giant Grizzlies

    Giant Grizzlies

    HAPPY NATIONAL BEAR DAY

  • Miss Congeniality

    Miss Congeniality

    ★★★★

    sandra bullock is fine asf don’t let them try to make you think otherwise

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  • The Alto Knights

    The Alto Knights

    ★★★

    Let’s have Robert DeNiro play lead AND supporting actor, Frank Costello AND Vito Genovese in our next mafia drama crime drama. Sounds like an inventive and genius concept to me! So what went wrong?  How about we start with the fact that the audience only sees the two capo interact with each other on screen a grand total of three(?) times, or maybe it’s the unsynched method of storytelling throughout the film, or perhaps the muddled nonlinear timeline differentiated via…

  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★★

    Best Sound 2025 Academy Award Winner iktr!

    Saw this in a theater with bass boosted surround sound again. For Free. NEVER KILL YOURSELF.