This really should’ve worked. Jamie Lee Curtis absolutely crushes it, because of course she does. Pamela Anderson turns in a great performance as well. However, after about 30 mins this film turns from promising to hokey very fast.
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Someone who sucks saw Everything Everywhere All At Once and said “Hey, I have an original idea!” And then they made a shitty version of Everything Everywhere All At Once.
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Holiday Touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story 2024
This is some bullshit. Do Chiefs fans actually think they’re on the same level as Yankees or Packers fans?
*No mention of Priest Holmes, no mention of Elvis Grbac, no mention of Alex Smith, Dick Vermiel, or Marty Schottenheimer, but don’t worry, Kansas City has always been the fucking Mecca of pro football and not because of Taylor Swift fandom. Stop it. No cold weather NFL psycho fan outside of the NFC north or AFC east and north would be this hardcore.
(* ok, fine, you caught me, Hallmark, Trent Green popping up earned a half star)
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