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Favorite films

  • Delicatessen
  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • Sexy Beast
  • Oldboy

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  • Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years

    ★★★½

  • The Way of the Dragon

    ★★★★

  • All Over Town

    ★★½

  • The Last Showgirl

    ★★½

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  • Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years

    Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years

    ★★★½

    Say what you want about Bill Burr but at least he tries to evolve his act rather than cheaply double down.

  • The Way of the Dragon

    The Way of the Dragon

    ★★★★

    If I wrote a film about me being gassy after consuming soup and then proceeding to kick the crap out of Chuck Norris, this is likely the film I’d write. Good to know it would be a good film.

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  • Dancing for the Devil: The 7M TikTok Cult

    Dancing for the Devil: The 7M TikTok Cult

    ★★½

    Cutting off your parents from your life to show loyalty to a dance cult seems especially heinous when you made them meet you in a Panda Express parking lot to do it.

  • Holiday Touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story

    Holiday Touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story

    This is some bullshit. Do Chiefs fans actually think they’re on the same level as Yankees or Packers fans? 

    *No mention of Priest Holmes, no mention of Elvis Grbac, no mention of Alex Smith, Dick Vermiel, or Marty Schottenheimer, but don’t worry, Kansas City has always been the fucking Mecca of pro football and not because of Taylor Swift fandom. Stop it. No cold weather NFL psycho fan outside of the NFC north or AFC east and north would be this hardcore.

    (* ok, fine, you caught me, Hallmark, Trent Green popping up earned a half star)

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