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  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    ★★★★

  • Oppenheimer

    ★★★★

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★

  • Dune

    ★★★★½

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  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    John Wick: Chapter 4

    ★★★★

    An allegory for old age. John Wick fights his way to the top of the steps, then falls all the way to the bottom. He could give up, but he gets back up and uses a mental stair lift to get all the way back to the top again (that and some acts of intense violence – but don't think your elderly parents wouldn't go there if they could).

    All in all, you can't help but wonder what kind of a…

  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer

    ★★★★

    The bomb

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  • Sing Street

    Sing Street

    ★★★★

    Contains the greatest line in cinema history: "No woman can truly love a man who listens to Phil Collins."

    This is true, because Phil Collins is a cunt. It also works the other way, in that no man can love a woman who loves Phil Collins. Which should, hopefully, preclude Phil Collins fans from breeding.

    That would be a good thing.

  • Interstellar

    Interstellar

    ½

    Interstellar - the story of a man who travels through space and time and ends up behind a fucking bookcase. Wankers.