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  The Beekeeper 2024

  Watched 24 Feb 2024

  The kind of film only an idiot could like. I loved it.

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  Commando 1985

  Rewatched 17 Feb 2024

  The greatest 'I've had three beers what should I watch' film of all time.

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  Runaway 1984

  Added 2

  Judging from this and the earlier Westworld, I'm pretty sure a robot must have fucked Michael Crichton's wife at some point.

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  Aliens 1986

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  Some people will tell you that Alien is the better film.

  DO NOT TRUST THESE PEOPLE

  Put simply, Aliens fucking OWNS. I remember waiting for this to be released on VHS. I was 12 in 1986 so unless I went on a friends shoulders while wearing an extra long coat, I wasn't going to see it at the cinema. Video was another matter. After months of calculated assaults on my parents good nature ("there's some swearing I think mum, but…

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