Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers 2022

  ★★★ Watched 23 May 2022

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Bonnie and Clyde 1967

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 02 May 2022

  Only Blanche could cry with both her eyes shot out

Popular reviews

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  Assassin's Creed 2016

  ★½ Added 1

  So I kinda dozed off during this movie but I did have my first real kiss with a really cute girl and then I went for tongue cause I thought that was the vibe but I was met with teeth and then we didn't kiss again cause she was really invested in it but I've never played any of the games and the storyline made no fucking sense so an extra star for the fiercest boner of my early adolescence.

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  Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Mar 2022

  How many truly potent and well-developed moments of self-actualization do I need to share with my parents before they love me