Happy Tax Season everyone!!!
Some important firsts people often forget about this film:
1. First Best Picture winner to feature a butt plug actively being used
2. First Best Picture winner to feature a bagel as a deity
3. First Best Actress winner to have suggested lesbian sex with hot dog fingers
Filed under: I will find you in every lifetime
“In another life I would have just liked doing laundry and taxes with you.”
When I was 10-years-old, seeing Angelina Jolie in a dominatrix outfit did things to me. 20 years later it still does.
This movie was made for the bisexuals specifically.
I love that Jane is the refined girl boss assassin/spy and John is working with his friend who still lives with his mom and fucks up a lot. She’s working her real job, her fake job, and being a “suburban housewife.”
I gotta start this off by saying that 1) I do like a few of Sabrina’s songs and 2) I know this is not meant to be a grand piece of cinema
BUT…
I just get this Uncanny Valley feeling from this whole special. Maybe I don’t “get” LA. Maybe this is meant for GenZ. Maybe a lot of things but I also can’t help but feel like this “special” is a marketing campaign trying to get viewers to like…
Luca loves his twinks and so does Zendaya and I love that for both of them
All she ever wanted was for her husband and her boyfriend to fuck is that TOO MUCH to ask???
