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Favorite films

  • (500) Days of Summer
  • Cléo from 5 to 7
  • Jennifer's Body
  • Best in Show

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  • Opus

    ★★★

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

  • Mr. & Mrs. Smith

    ★★★★

  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    ★★★★★

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  • Opus

    Opus

    ★★★

    I try to not read reviews ahead of time but I did for this one and don’t agree with most. Maybe it’s because I don’t typically watch this genre of film (cult horror/commentary on society thriller) and haven’t seen most of the films people are comparing it to BUT…I didn’t think it was that bad if you’re just looking at the film and not comparing it to other similar films. 
    Was it the best directorial debut? No.
    Were there some…

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

    Happy Tax Season everyone!!!

    Some important firsts people often forget about this film:
    1. First Best Picture winner to feature a butt plug actively being used
    2. First Best Picture winner to feature a bagel as a deity
    3. First Best Actress winner to have suggested lesbian sex with hot dog fingers

    Filed under: I will find you in every lifetime 
    “In another life I would have just liked doing laundry and taxes with you.”

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  • A Nonsense Christmas with Sabrina Carpenter

    A Nonsense Christmas with Sabrina Carpenter

    ½

    I gotta start this off by saying that 1) I do like a few of Sabrina’s songs and 2) I know this is not meant to be a grand piece of cinema
    BUT…

    I just get this Uncanny Valley feeling from this whole special. Maybe I don’t “get” LA. Maybe this is meant for GenZ. Maybe a lot of things but I also can’t help but feel like this “special” is a marketing campaign trying to get viewers to like…

  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★½

    Luca loves his twinks and so does Zendaya and I love that for both of them

    All she ever wanted was for her husband and her boyfriend to fuck is that TOO MUCH to ask???