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Opus 2025
New Moretti single dropping titled Pubes in my Pradas.
Honestly the more I think about this one, the more I’m disappointed by it. I could point to pieces of media that answered every question this movie asked in a better, stronger way. Since we’ve seen the premise of this film so many times before, I wish this one tempted to delve deeper into ANY of it. Why Moretti left or how he joined this group. Eaton even being a good…
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Mickey 17 2025
Incredibly on the nose parallel to our current political times but I was still kicking my feet and giggling the entire time.
R Patz saved the day in more ways than one and I’m glad he’s getting his flowers. Ackie also killed it and I thought their dynamic was so fun. 10/10 would be happy to watch again.
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Get Real 1998
Love, Simon? Deceased. Call Me by Your Name? Irrelevant. Get Real is the original 90’s gay coming of age film that I’ve always wanted. It has all of the tropes. Writer twinky white gay. Fabulous, fashionable, and fat supportive gal pal. Hot closeted jock. Homophobic closeted jock friends. Dad obsessed with Dr. Who.
Get Real made me audibly gasp on more than one account. This is an Asher film staple. Just barely passable acting with a cheesy script. A great example of all of my awful film biases wrapped up in one.Translated from by -
We Have Always Lived in the Castle 2018
Stylistically this is the most incredible films I’ve seen in a long time. The attention to detail within the set was stunning. Anna Rackard did that! The acting was also impeccable. Crispin Glover was unsettling to me in a way that I attribute to him and him alone. But Alexandra Daddario, Taissa Farmiga, and Sebastian Stan all pulled performances that I enjoyed more than anything else I’ve seen them in. These roles showcased a range and I was delighted to…
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