Man, that rapist piece-of-shit pedo scumfuck really knows how to make movies, does he not?
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The Wicker Man 2006
An astonishing achievement.
The first hour is so mind-numbingly boring. And then, like the flick of a light switch, Cage seems to realize he's participating in the making of a truly terrible movie, and dials up his performance to 11 to save it.
And save it he does.
We've all seen the videos and memes, but there's no way stealing a bicycle at gunpoint was in the script. There's no way roundhouse kicking a woman into a wall was in the script. And there's no way "OOOOW MY LEG!!" was written down. Pure. Cage.
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Righting Wrongs 1986
Within the first five minutes of this film, you get:
- The Golden Harvest logo
- An assassin blowing up an apartment full of children
- A priest being shot at least 50 times
- A car chase
- A burning car jumping over a draw bridge
- Said car being shot by a ridiculously large .357 and subsequently explodingAbsolute god-tier stunt work.
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