Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Contempt 1963

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  Begs the question: what if we kissed at the permanent Ancient Rome set at Cinecittà Studios? 
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  Saint Jack 1979

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Just another Toxic Guy song and dance from ol’ one trick pony Ben Gazzara

Popular reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  ★½ Watched 22 Jul 2023

  Did Liz Lemon write this? Arduously lazy. A behemoth misallocation of funds. And are we really still rehashing the patriarchy? I wrote and directed more compelling Barbie movies than this (including porns) as a small child.

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  The Portrait of a Lady 1996

  ★★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Well well well, if it isn’t the account of a cunty, chronically horny femcel with an avoidant attachment style who casually looks like a painting in virtually any interior, and who at any given moment has between three and five active crushes but can never bring herself to pull the trigger except, finally, for a manipulative, freeloading weirdo that no one likes. As if RIPPED from my secret diary. And what’s more…are you shittin me with this cast? BOTH Shelleys??? The usual feast from JC, no notes (or none more than trifles, at least).

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