austin

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horror movie connoisseur

Favorite films

  • Alien
  • Cure
  • The Thing
  • Funny Games

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  • Hansel & Gretel

    ★★★★

  • Cellar Door

    ★★

  • Starve Acre

    ★★★★

  • The End?

    ★★★½

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  • Hansel & Gretel

    Hansel & Gretel

    ★★★★

    Good movie! Keeps the ethereal, dreamlike quality consistent throughout.

  • Cellar Door

    Cellar Door

    ★★

    A movie that thinks it’s saying something interesting but is in fact saying nothing.

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  • The Long Night

    The Long Night

    I am 100% positive an AI wrote this whole movie

  • Alien

    Alien

    ★★★★★

    one of the only films i’ve ever seen where a man is completely filled with milk