Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Sausage Party 2016

  ½ Rewatched 11 Feb 2025

  ojalá stoner comedians stop terrorizing the film industry

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  August Underground 2001

  ½ Watched 30 Jan 2025

  couldn’t get 5 minutes into this thing. unwatchable garbage

Popular reviews

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  Crush 2013

  ★★★ Watched 12 Jun 2022

  i like to think i’m a much cooler version of bess

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  Rent-A-Pal 2020

  ½ Watched 13 Jun 2022 1

  this is by far the worst thing i have EVER seen i had to turn it off immediately after he pushed his mom down the stairs. if i could give a movie zero stars on here this would be the one to receive that but it makes you give everything some amount of stars so it gets a half star that i ABSOLUTELY do NOT mean in any way. i started sobbing about the point where he hit lucille and…

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