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  Paint Drying 2016

  Rewatched 14 Mar 2025 1

  HE DROPPED THE ALBUMMMMMMMMM

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  The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 2013

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Watched W/Rafi after having Poke for the first time—very fun stuff!

  WHOAAAAA THE COMPANY IS CALLED LIFE BROOOOO WHOAAAAAAA I WONDER WHAT THAT MEANS WHOAAAAAAAA

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  Corner Office 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Aug 2023 1

  “I passed Alyssa, who hadn’t looked at me for several days now, and thus hadn’t given me an opportunity to show that I was keeping my distance” 

  A guy gets arrested. 

  After processing, he’s taken to his cell. Once there, he starts panicking—shaking on the bars, banging on the walls, yelling “LET ME OUT,” etc. 

  For all the other prisoners, this is annoying as FUCK—they’ve been there a while, knowing well that breaking out is impossible. For the new guy,…

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  Don't Die: The Man Who Wants to Live Forever 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Jan 2025

  Still, I sincerely believe that Bryan Johnson is good for the world

  Never seen so much hate towards a guy who just doesn’t want people to die lol

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