Sammie Blackmore

Sammie Blackmore

Favorite films

  • Chernobyl
  • Spirited Away
  • Fantastic Planet
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

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  • My Fault: London

    ★½

  • Looking for Alaska

    ½

  • 127 Hours

    ★★★½

  • Fallen

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  • My Fault: London

    My Fault: London

    ★½

    Not as cunty as culpa mía 👎 why is this acc just the same story with the same characters and dialogue but with less horniness like by the car race og Noah and Nick had alr smashed like thrice these bitches r boring BOOOOOO

  • Looking for Alaska

    Looking for Alaska

    ½

    The singular perniciousness that is this story needs to b studied EWUHHHHH it's literally just a lame, fuggo man making the entire existence of a manic pixie dream girl-ized woman about his own personal growth(??) (which is lame and stupid anyways ur the most privileged fuck on this earth pls stop trying to b quirky and lamenting about suburban boredom and having no friends) god someone take out John Green and maybe in his fucking last words he'd express regret…

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  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★½

    Bring back pathetic men

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★½

    Wow so much hip gyration. Didn't know Orlok was freakyyyy like that. Also was not expecting a glowing outline of a decaying scaly corpse's full frontal nude but go off my decrepit king

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