An ex-expat back in the States, my goal is to see at least 365 films every year. See my Instagram account for more info: @1.2.3.wtf
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Advent 2024
Like me in college: ambitious but acting badly.
A decent found footage (sorry for being redundant) flick about a young woman who does a Krampus advent calendar leading up to Christmas. (If you finish all 24 days then you let the devil take your soul, which makes me wonder what you get if you don't finish it?)
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The Electric State 2025
Like Hot Wheels toy cars: solid, stylish, and ridiculous in the hands of anyone over 12.
The Electric State reminded me of my sense of humor in that I didn't find it as bad as everyone else says. I mean, the story of a young woman who has to save her brother with a cute robot was simplistic and the characters were cliché, but the directing and special effects made it so it wasn't an unpleasant watch.
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A Rainy Day in New York 2019
Am I really the only one who noticed the character of director Roland Pollard seems like a reference to director Roman Polanski, making Rainy Day an inside joke from one sex offender to another while the young Elle Fanning trots about the film throwing herself at older men?
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This fact aside, however, at least it's still a shit film. Every character (apart from the one played by Selena Gomez) is Allen so we're subjected to a parade of bad…Translated from by -
The Beasts 2022
Like an appendectomy with no anesthesia, it feels good when it's over and thank God you only have to do it once.
As Bestas (The Beasts) is a Franco-Spanish thriller that starts off tense and relentlessly turns the screws ever so tightly until you're begging the movie to just fucking kill you or let you go.
Rodrigo Sorogoyen directed this on razor wire with absolutely no missteps and the result is suspense that feels more like a horror movie than…
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