Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Venom: Let There Be Carnage 2021

  ★ Watched 18 Oct 2021

  horrendous.

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  Lost Highway 1997

  Watched 10 Sep 2020

  I like Pete, he uses his penis a lot.

Popular reviews

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  Pottersville 2017

  ★ Rewatched 28 Dec 2017 1

  It has to be a bet. It's gotta be. Someone was fucking around and was like "Hey, bet you can't make a Christmas movie about a man who finds out his wife is a furry, dresses up like Sasquatch and becomes a legend of his small town." And the director was like "Oh hell yeah I can. I'll even do ya one better. The man will be Michael Shannon."

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  The Lion King 2019

  ★★ Watched 19 Jul 2019

  A bland retelling of a Disney classic. The expressionless look on the majority of the animals faces makes it so that you can’t tell what they are supposed to be feeling. The voice acting is also very subpar with most of the line delivery being bland. Many of the characters don’t even feel like they are talking to each other but, rather, it feels like the cast just read the script over the animals running around without trying to add…

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