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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 2024
The only thing worse than this thinly veiled, child written, four dollar script is the fact that in trying to hide the pedophile from the original movie, they gave his corpse/image more screen time than he had in the first film.
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We Will Dance Again 2024
If cross referenced with any of the Israeli propaganda trackers, this movie can immediately no longer be called a documentary. No mention of Israeli tanks shooting into settler homes. No regard for Hamas as anything more than a “terror” to blame the countless war crimes of Israel on. This is pure sensationalist propaganda, meant to cover up any responsibility of the settler colonial genocide machine.
Please watch Israelism if you want an actual documentary about what’s going on in Palestine.Translated from by
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Metal Lords 2022
You can’t rock corpse paint and listen to Metallica.
These kids are poseurs and should be fed to the giant Gwar cock goblin. Too bad he would choke on their pansy ass skinny jeans.
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Sex and the City 2008
After watching the entire series front to back, I turned to this. The cannon sequel film, five years later.
Last year, at some point during my Covid depression, I had become so dehydrated and addicted to candy, that my internal stomach mechanisms broke. On a strict diet of Texas toast and Dr Pepper, I one day did not poo. After my usual morning cigarette espresso pain funnel, I would always find porcelain by midday. But this day, I did not.…Translated from by