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Black Bag 2025
Honestly fine. Like, there’s not much more to say lol. I just think spy movies aren’t really my bag :/ like I have no complaints here but I was just so bored 🗿
Like, I don’t care about realism!!!! If I see a spy movie I wanna see ppl jump out of airplanes!! And punch sharks!!! And have fun disguises that are ethically questionable!!! And a scene where Sam Rockwell does a dumb dance after being revealed as the villain while smoking a cigarette and drinking a can of coke through a straw !!!! Come on!!!!
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Moby Dick 1956
Fishy Fridays #10
I’ve always been a defender of Herman Melville generally speaking. I know everyone hated Moby Dick when it came out, and said that all the paragraphs upon paragraphs describing whales were pompous and exhausting, but I found them charming!!! And the gay dedication to Nathaniel Hawthorne at the beginning?? You gotta love it.
I really think the themes of Moby Dick such as the dangers of wrath and obsession are really profound. Some days I am Ahab,…
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Werewolf by Night 2022
The Neverending Story, Lady in The Water, Alvin and The Chipmunks Meet The Werewolf, and The BBC Narnia movie are ALL BETTER WEREWOLF MOVIES.
It’s almost as if the soulless marvel bureaucrats saw a Vincent Price film and thought “Hey we can do that!!” No hun, no you can’t. Nor should you. Maybe stick to making movies about people in neon colored suits who punch each other and raccoons wearing goggles or whatever.
Also, with the gross budget marvel always…
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Novocaine 2025
Most of this movie is just nonsense tomfoolery which is fine and everyone here is a nepobaby but I just can’t get over how these casting agents really thought Dennis Quaid’s son deserved top billing over Jack Nicholsons son????
NASTY WORK!!!!
Listen, I know I’m so far up his ass, but Ray Nicholson really does STEAL THE SHOW. As always!!!! He also gave off identical energy to Elijah Daniel in this 💀 which is a very niche reference, but if…Translated from by
