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The Chipmunk Adventure 1987
Fishy Fridays #11
Watched with my nephew. Let it be known this review is VERY biased as this was my FAVORITE movie as a child LOL
There is a lot to digest with this movie as an adult tho🗿 Like, it’s nothing egregious and it’s mostly just tired stereotypes of other cultures, but the things they got away with 40 years ago are just insane.
Like the idea of the chipmunks being sacrificed under the full moon by Fujian natives but…
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Locked 2025
This was truly so so so so so boring. Like, forget the Lorazepam. Turn this shit on, and you’ll be out in like 5 mins max.
Thank god cutie pie Bill Skarsgård is in this so there’s something to look at. I think we can conclude that Billy is our generation’s Christopher Lee. Think about it -
- Freakishly tall
- Foreign
- Bug eyes (in a hot way)
- Always playing some gobbliny goul
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Werewolf by Night 2022
The Neverending Story, Lady in The Water, Alvin and The Chipmunks Meet The Werewolf, and The BBC Narnia movie are ALL BETTER WEREWOLF MOVIES.
It’s almost as if the soulless marvel bureaucrats saw a Vincent Price film and thought “Hey we can do that!!” No hun, no you can’t. Nor should you. Maybe stick to making movies about people in neon colored suits who punch each other and raccoons wearing goggles or whatever.
Also, with the gross budget marvel always…
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Black Bag 2025
Honestly fine. Like, there’s not much more to say lol. I just think spy movies aren’t really my bag :/ like I have no complaints here but I was just so bored 🗿
Like, I don’t care about realism!!!! If I see a spy movie I wanna see ppl jump out of airplanes!! And punch sharks!!! And have fun disguises that are ethically questionable!!! And a scene where Sam Rockwell does a dumb dance after being revealed as the villain while smoking a cigarette and drinking a can of coke through a straw !!!! Come on!!!!
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