Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Spider-Man 2 2004

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025 1

  Whoever wrote Mary Jane to be a useless, treacherous, fatherless whore needs to be put behind bars so he can never ruin a good movie again.
  After that, he needs to be freed, celebrated and respected for his shakesperean work on J. Jonah Jameson, the absolute best character ever shown on human television.
  After that, he needs to be punched in the nutsack, spit on and get his joghurt spilled all over the ground for making Peter Parker a cuck…

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  The Imitation Game 2014

  ★★★★ Added

  Cracking Enigma was way to easy for Sherlock Holmes.

Popular reviews

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  Flow 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  The cast of Flow as a typical human friend group
  
  Cat
  - small and shy
  - kinda wants to be left alone most of the time
  - needs a long time to warm up to people
  - is always late

  Dog
  - has ADHD and autisms
  - asks you to play League of Legends every 2 hours even if you said no the last 5 times
  - his best friends are bullies
  - always gets lost and needs to be…

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  Speed 1994

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  They literally only wrote a single piece of original soundtrack for this movie and looped it for 2 hours.