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  I Know What You Did Last Summer 1997

  ★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  So this is an objectively stupid move but I somehow have it as the same rating as Conclave lol. It’s probably cause I could see myself watching this a lot, mainly after a night of substance abuse

  It really didn’t make sense if I’m being honest. They set the premise up and the first 20 or so is perfect, but then it kind of goes haywire. Still, I don’t care. A lot of classic horror tropes, but maybe this was…

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  On quite the religion run lately!

  Hugh Grant was actually hilarious in this. So many good one liners and impressions. Didn’t really fear him too much though, he just probably needed to get out of the house more. 

  Couple genuinely surprising moments which I always appreciate. Really liked the ending, happy with the direction they went

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  Inside Llewyn Davis 2013

  ★ Watched 28 Mar 2023 2

  This movie blew chunks so hard. This happens. Then this happens. Then this happens. Then this. Then it’s over. But it’s a circle and all the same! Whatever man.

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  A History of Violence 2005

  ★ Watched 17 Oct 2024

  This was so shitty 😂😂

  The first 18 minutes had three, let’s say … notable moments. 

  1. shooting a child
  2. Wanting to fight someone who caught a fly ball to right field??
  3. Wild transition from mucking barn into a sideways 69

  Don’t even know what happened after that really. Actually one thing I do know is that it had some of the funniest high school scenes I’ve ever watched. 

  Pretty sure the budget was $14. And zero of that went towards acting lessons or how to deliver lines.

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