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Bee Movie 2007
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
Barry?
Adam?
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The Amazing Spider-Man 2012
where to begin. i've seen this movie before, but not in a long while. andrew is my favorite spiderman, if anyone disagrees i will kindly slap you in the face. now, emma stone, impeccable, gimme 14 of em. andrew garfield, impeccable, gimme 14 of em. i really like the crane scene, where they all line up to help him out. i don't like the fact that he promised (well he didn't say i promise) but he promised gwens DYING FATHER…
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The Muppets 2011
this review goes out to jim henson my beloved, you are the kermit to my piggy, i love you, i love the beautiful 3 children you gave me.
this movie. THIS MOVIE. don't get me started on this movie. at first i didn't plan on watching this movie today. i was going through my movie hard drive filtering movies so i could host them on my server (because if renting isn't owning then piracy isn't theft) and i had to…
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