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he/they. queer.
favorites are my top first-time watches from the previous month.
ratings system under construction.

Favorite films

  • The Count of Monte Cristo
  • Raiders of the Lost Ark
  • Better Man
  • Companion

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  • The Phantom of the Opera

  • We're All Gonna Die

  • Mickey 17

  • Good Will Hunting

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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

    an apt title for a film that has completely overwhelmed (and slightly broken) me. to quote demi adejuyigbe, my heart felt so loud.

    i put off watching this for a long time. i wanted to hear one of my favorite band's scores the way it should be heard. i wanted to experience the tiny SFX team's hard work the way it should be seen.

    unfortunately, it was in theaters before i felt comfortable returning to them and every time i thought about…

  • Zorro, The Gay Blade

    Zorro, The Gay Blade

    george hamilton should've won an oscar for this, frankly

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  • Professor Marston and the Wonder Women

    Professor Marston and the Wonder Women

    I don't often say this, but I think this could've been longer. once their relationships have been established, the movie kind of sprints through their lives together and I really would've liked some more time to breathe in those moments. overall a lovely movie that has me in my feelings about my own little family. bisexual polyamorists win today, folks!

  • Van Helsing

    Van Helsing

    a very formative Bisexual movie from my youth. still one of my favorite werewolves.

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  • Alien: Romulus

    Alien: Romulus

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Twisters

    Twisters

    having grown up watching the original loads of times and not really seeing the need for a sequel, I'm surprised to say that I loved this, honestly. it's stunning to behold, for one. the shot of kate with the dandelion? gorgeous, chef's kiss, etc. but I was also struck by how much heart this had. I wasn't expecting to get emotional during this at all but I got a little soggy, ngl.

    I'm well and truly aboard the glen powell…