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  Snow White 2025

  ★½ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  Every now and then I worry that I can't act, then I watch Gal Gadot do some commercial acting and get paid $15M for it, and then I feel better

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  Please for the love of god have an action movie where the main cop characters aren't just fucking stereotypes. I just want something different 😩

Popular reviews

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  We Live in Time 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Jan 2025

  Already made up my mind that this was going to be ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ after I started crying in the first 10 minutes of the movie. Not just because it was sad, but it was a real, truthful and thought provoking conversation about life and what you want to do with it, and that just broke me.

  Then the rest of the movie happened, and I walked out saying "I can never watch this again". That's how powerful this movie was, and something I will always remember.

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  The Flash 2023

  ★★½ Watched 13 Jun 2023

  In the first 10 minutes, Ezra Miller puts a baby into a microwave.

  I'm not kidding

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