Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Robert Patterson is the verse king that we need in this political climate 
  4/5

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  This drunk girl next me wouldn’t stop talking and I never wanted to turn that fucking key so badly

  Over a fun movie with a hottie and final destination level deaths.  Here for it

Popular reviews

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  MoviePass, MovieCrash 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 29 May 2024 1

  I like watching documentaries that I was involved in.

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Aug 2024

  When lil’baby xeno ripped through her chest I heard this song play in my head :
  (Glee version) 
  “Don't tell me not to live
  Just sit and putter
  Life's candy and the sun's
  A ball of butter
  Don't bring around a cloud
  To rain on my parade”