beeroehrig

beeroehrig

Favorite films

  • The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover
  • Raw
  • Crazy, Stupid, Love.
  • Greener Grass

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  • Longlegs

    ★½

  • Hit Man

    ★★½

  • Saltburn

  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1

    ★★★★★

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  • Longlegs

    Longlegs

    ★½

    i need to stop falling for "it's actually really scary" marketing for major horror movies; it is always disappointing. 

    that one shot where longlegs is in the house while she's outside is the scariest part of the entire movie. (also why do they never address him being at her house and giving her a letter ???)

  • Hit Man

    Hit Man

    ★★½

    redownloaded letterboxed just to review this movie because what the actual fuck is going on ??? 

    everything about maddison's plot line was so poorly done. from her lazy introduction to their dogshit chemistry that felt like they met two days ago and were doing an improv scene. her writing was just battered wife stereotypes, fuck me eyes, and inappropriate horniness. certified tough fucking watch in many Many moments. 

    but then, there's austin amelio. that guy stole the whole show, his…

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  • Skinamarink

    Skinamarink

    i wanted this to be good so badly. at best it could be reworked to be a really good student quality experimental film about childhood trauma. at worst it's 40 minutes of staring at a wall with some cheap jump scares. it's saving grace was semi interesting camera work, but a lot of it was cheesy and unmotivated. sound design was 50/50. 

    is this an artist fartsy film that went over my head? maybe. but i think the 13 year old boy exiting the theatre said it best, "that movie FUcking sucked bro".

  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★★

    lots to think about. 


    also, anya taylor joy play a different character challenge