Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Pacific Rim 2013

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  Contains one of the horniest fight scenes I’ve seen in awhile

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★½ Watched 13 Feb 2025

  Funniest thing about this movie was the Israeli character whose first instinct is to shoot someone immediately. 

  The worst thing about this movie is the sheer nothingness of it all. The writing is so ass, the plot is so inconsequential, despite trying to feel so paranoid and self-important. Half of the movie is Harrison Ford and Anthony Mackie talking about the plots of other marvel films or on the phone talking about fucking adamantium. 

  The way they try to wrangle…

Popular reviews

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  The Amazing Spider-Man 2012

  ★★ Watched 27 Nov 2021

  This feels like a fan-made film back in the era of when everything had to be dark and edgy

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  Megalopolis 2024

  Watched 13 Oct 2024

  I genuinely don’t know what to rate this. It’s a combination of the most insane, hilarious scenes with the most non-sensical plot and pacing. Shia LaBeouf was unexpectedly the best character. Jon Voight is fucking hilarious.

  It’s Ayn Rand meets Walt Disney’s EPCOT plans.