Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales 2017

  ½ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  Genuinely impressed that they managed to make this one even shitter than the last one

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  Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides 2011

  ★ Rewatched 15 Feb 2025

  Who's dumbass idea was it to make one of these without Gore Verbinski?

Popular reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★½ Watched 18 Nov 2023 1

  Emerald Fennel holds nothing but contempt for the working class.

  She can't comprehend us as anything other than filthy parasites.

  Disgusted me honestly

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  Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 2023

  ★ Watched 15 Feb 2023 1

  What really gets me is that the people who genuinely enjoy these movies don't seem to want them to be any better than complete drivel.
  I really liked a lot of these up until Endgame but whatever they were doing during that era has completely vanished. Do they not write a second draft of one of these things anymore? Do they not have a quality assurance team? Do they even feel the need to put any effort in at all?…

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