benjamaican

benjamaican

It's moments like this that make you realise why Elvis shot so many TVs.

Favorite films

  • Titanic
  • Shirley Valentine
  • Gone with the Wind
  • The Talented Mr. Ripley

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  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

    ★★★½

  • For a Few Dollars More

    ★★½

  • A Fistful of Dollars

    ★★★

  • 12 Years a Slave

    ★★★½

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  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

    The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

    ★★★½

    There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend: Those with a rope around the neck, and the people who have the job of doing the cutting.

    i can’t believe how enjoyable this was compared to the other two, you don’t just watch this film like the others. the other two are good but you sort of just sit there going oh yeah oh right course. whereas i watch this and the plot was consistently solid and it…

  • For a Few Dollars More

    For a Few Dollars More

    ★★½

    Where life had no value, death, sometimes, had its price. That is why the bounty killers appeared.

    2.95/5

    it’s a good film, sour experience as i forced myself to watch this a second time as i hated it the first time. some aspects of the story flow and make sense some i literally could not give a cunt about. lee van cleef is a very cool character but i can’t help thinking as a person he’s so odd looking, like…

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  • Napoleon

    Napoleon

    ★★

     I am destined for greatness, but those in power only see me as a sword.

    my dad nearly fell asleep a few times while watching, titanic definitely feels a lot shorter than this and scarface. it just sort of drones on and on the action scenes are brilliant ofcourse but it’s ridley scott, the historical accuracy however is not. but what can i expect but take it as a pinch of salt, it’s an ok film. half of the french military have british accents, napoleon is somehow american? hmm shame he couldn’t replicate his gladiator performance.

  • Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones

    Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones

    ★★★

    why doesn’t anakin FUCKING LISTEN. he’s so cocky and arrogant. i know christopher lee was very cool in real life but god he’s got a punchable face, natalie portmans acting felt abit stiff soz, anakin genuinely looks like a stalker and the things he says and how he looks what a freak, obi wan can you grow a spine and samuel L jackson i don’t think you belong in the star wars franchise you don’t look the part, yodas aura is unbeaten?

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