Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Jungle 2 Jungle 1997

  ★½ Rewatched 21 Feb 2025

  This is still really bad.

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  Transformers: The Last Knight 2017

  ★★ Watched 19 Feb 2025

  Dads will watch whatever the TV shows them and then they’ll be so riveted by it that they won’t let you turn it off. This was bad.

Popular reviews

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  Motocrossed! 2001

  ★★★★ Rewatched 11 May 2020

  A masterpiece. A bisexual dream. My favorite shit. Pissed that Disney plus couldn’t get the rights to the Fastball song You’re An Ocean for the beginning scene. Really changes the tone imo.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 29 Dec 2024

  I had a good time. It felt a little heavy handed for gothic horror and it felt like there was too much movie. Both sprinting and limping. Really well acted. The mustache is a terrible choice.