“We're all told at some point in time that we can no longer play the children's game, we just don't... don't know when that's gonna be. Some of us are told at eighteen, some of us are told at forty, but we're all told.”

Did the math and, according to my calculations, this is a Christmas movie.

Offensively uninteresting. The strongest element here is the ensemble, but even though every cast member understood the assignment, every cast member seems to have understood a different assignment. What results is an overlong, tone-deaf slog through the lives of these individuals and the success of this company filled with excessive wealth porn and aggressive Italian accents that never actually achieve the intended effect, whether that be comedic or dramatic. Despite strong work from Gaga, Driver, and Leto, this is a complete failure.