Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  John Tucker Must Die 2006

  ★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Alright this is a true blue cultural touchstone and I had a good time

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  Michael Clayton 2007

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Hard 4. Brilliant writing. Banger performance from Clooney in the lead. Tilda at her absolute best, every time she's on screen it's captivating, more than once she is breathtaking. 

  Drags in the second act a bit I'm sorry to say but can't deny. On rewatch might work better but this time I just can't go higher than 4. 

  In any case I just can't believe I hadn't heard of this till recently, a real sleeper if you were a normie in the 2000s (but give me a break I was 4-14 years old)

Popular reviews

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  Oppenheimer 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Jul 2023

  I love the idea of Christopher Nolan reading a 700 page biography of this pillar of scientific and political history and being like "its really important for the audience to understand that this guy was getting laid"

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  Oldboy 2003

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Aug 2023 3

  Feels like this out-Finchers Fincher and out-Shyamalans Shyamalan. One of the most upsetting movies I've ever seen, the rerelease comes with a director special at the end, but I had to get out of the theater immediately, I felt like I had been hit with a hammer.