Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Prophecy 1979

  Rewatched 18 Mar 2025

  Should have been the sequel to Grizzly.

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  The Swarm 1978

  Rewatched 13 Mar 2025

  If you'd have told me this was a disaster movie parody I'd probably rank it higher than even Airplane for laughs, because I was in stitches throughout. I mean at one point Michael Caine actually exclaims "The bees were our friends, now they're our enemy!" whilst everyone around him looks sad. Truly special - in all the wrong ways.

Popular reviews

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  The Hospital 2013

  ½ Watched 22 Mar 2014

  A bunch of people who wanting to be porn stars found themselves unable to get any money to make a porno because they were too ugly. One producer jokingly said "With faces like those you'd have more luck funding a horror movie!" Thus The Hospital was born.
  This whole thing seemed like a way for creepy guys to touch naked girls without the fear of the police getting called. There's no story, no talent and no effort put into making…

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  Boggy Creek 2010

  ★ Watched 18 Mar 2014

  Wanted to watch this because I was curious to see if the Boggy Creek "franchise" had been rebooted with a bit of effort, or if it is forever destined to be awful B-movies. I am pleased to report that it's most definitely the latter!
  It's possible that this film is even worse than its predecessors, which at least looked like some sort of production. This however looks and feels more like a SyFy channel movie, only without the awful CGI.…