Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★ Watched 22 Jan 2025

  I mean cmon. How racist can you be? Ariana Grande is in whiteface the whole movie!!!!!

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  Doctor Sleep 2019

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Oct 2024

  Reminded me of that South Park episode where the psychics try to out-psych each other

Popular reviews

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  The Seventh Seal 1957

  ★ Watched 08 Dec 2021 6

  Movie fucking blew. If you rated this higher than a 2 you are a fucking puppet. How could anyone enjoy watching this? Can’t believe the average for this is a 4.3. Couldn’t wait for it to end. The concept of a man playing with death was such a great concept, but the movie was so so bad. So many other ways they could have went. Movie was full of pointless bullshit scenes with awful acting. It was honestly a joke.…

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  The Batman 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2022 3

  Well, it happened again. The last time I came in my trousers at a movie was dark night rises when Big Ben had his cameo. Tonight, it was when I saw the cat woman. I knew there was a good chance of it happening so I was prepared and even held back. But when she started putting on her outfit for the first time I lost it. It went all over my new sweatpants, but I didn’t care. I even…

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