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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025 2

  Nausicaa if it was a Whole Foods Adam Sandler movie with Really Quiet Elliott Smith and Sauce Nazi in Space edition Melania Trump played by Toni Collette. felt like a bad Rick and Morty episode in a good way

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  Don't F**k with Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer 2019

  ★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  Unbelievably entertaining but mostly because Baudi Moovan, John Green, most of the other interviewees, and the out of touch editing were all so delightfully dorky

Popular reviews

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  Who Framed Roger Rabbit 1988

  ★★★½ Watched 16 May 2024 1

  getting so hard at jessica rabbit i see stars and tweety birds fly around my head

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  Saltburn 2023

  ½ Watched 23 Dec 2023 1

  The first point of comparison that comes to mind is Midsommar. It and Saltburn both have flashy, fun production design and some of the most comically terrible scenes i have ever seen. The difference is, while Midsommar undermined a functional story about a dying relationship with its ridiculousness, Saltburn is, in spite of its spectacle, a boring and meaningless waste of time.

  More than Midsommar, what this reminds me of is Baz Luhrmann's Great Gatsby: a class of orgiastic excess feigning self-awareness while upholding its own caricaturish cliquey status quo. Don't write obsessive middle class "parasites" into your movie unless you're Bong Joon Ho.

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