Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  Holy shit this owned. It was all sexy and gory and nasty. For every shot of nice ass you got like 3 warty stewy gross looking butts it was so funny

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Feb 2025

  Had to sleep on this one, the epic weight sure is palpable when you step out for intermission. First half owns very hard, and the second half definitely is an 'oscar bait' type movie thing. Just a lot of sad depressing shit and then it ends lol. Honestly coulda seen it coming a mile away, and I think a good nights sleep processed the feeling of all the air getting sucked out of the room when credits hit. Adrian Brody goes off. Fuck amerikkka and the amerikkkan dream. You should see this one

Popular reviews

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  Day of the Wacko 2002

  ★★★★ Added

  A really Polish movie, I don't know if you could enjoy it if you're not. Subtitles do not do a word like spierdalaj justice. Polish can be really 0 to 100 in terms of eloquence; 'fuck' and 'fucking hell' will distract from the more abstract sections.

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  Anatomy of a Fall 2023

  ★★★★★ Added

  If you love just spending hours reading weird legal battle articles on wikipedia this is for you! Ate this shit up