Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Elizabethtown 2005

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Aug 2023

  Those kicks were worse than the Kobe 2

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  Pig 2021

  ★★★★ Added

  Pros: bloody, filthy Nic Cage making fancy pants weirdos uncomfortable

  Cons: nowhere near enough pig time

Popular reviews

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  No Safe Spaces 2019

  ★½ Added

  at the risk of triggering a certain group of crybabies who need safe spaces, this sucked really bad. the right can't meme

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  Meltdown 2016

  ★★★★ Added

  This asshole PROMISED that garbage time was running out but here, in the year of our lord twenty and twenty, we're still at 100% garbage time, all the time

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