Blaine Ward

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24 / a weird mix of film bro and indie kid/i have a podcast

Favorite films

  • Nope
  • Aftersun
  • Nickel Boys
  • The Fabelmans

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  • The Life of Emile Zola

    ★★★

  • Being John Malkovich

    ★★★★★

  • Juwanna Mann

    ★★

  • The Great Ziegfeld

    ★★

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  • I Want You Back

    I Want You Back

    ★★★½

    there’s like a 4 minute segment that stops the movie in its tracks for jenny slate to perform suddenly seymour from little shop of horrors and it was the greatest 4 minutes of my life

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  • Being John Malkovich

    Being John Malkovich

    ★★★★★

    both kaufman and jonze arriving with a bolt of lightning. what a film! gotta love that every single time you think they can’t go further with this premise, it keeps unlocking, escalating, and folding in upon itself in immensely thought provoking and satisfying ways.

  • Juwanna Mann

    Juwanna Mann

    ★★

    simultaneously exactly what you think it’s going to be AND not as bad as it COULD have been. it’s just another dated comedy movie nothing to see here.

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  • Bros

    Bros

    ★★★

    bunch of gays being dudes

  • Babylon

    Babylon

    this feels like the last movie ever made. wrap it up. we had a good run. downright apocalyptic holy fucking shit you all are not ready some of you guys are gonna HATE this