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  Not Cool 2014

  ★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  not half a star because i’m freely admitting that i actually laughed at some of the shit in this movie. absolutely horrendous otherwise and i hope shane dawson is having a horrible time wherever the hell he is at the moment you are reading this

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  Gothic Slayers 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  captures a niche sort of vibe that was achieved in its prime by satirical 90s/2000s movies like “dude where’s my car” and “evil bong”!! some of the comedy had me audibly sighing in disappointment and some of the acting was a little highschool-theater-esque, but overall? a pretty good watch! just don’t take any of it as genuine, and you’ll enjoy it. probably. definitely a $5 movie on youtube that i might watch again in three years when it’s free on tubi LMFAOO

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  all of y’all who are complaining about this movie being dull or cynical don’t fucking get it!!!! it’s a great gory piece of fiction that captures the utter bullshittery of stephen king’s writing. what more do you expect from a movie based on a short story written by a man who did copious amounts of cocaine???? the kills were pretty good (could’ve been gorier tbh) and the comedy was effective yet not overbearing. it’s honestly the most realistic you could…

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  Twin Peaks 1989

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 16 Jan 2025

  this show undoubtedly formed some deep and freakish part of my personality. can’t believe lynch is actually gone, but he will live on eternally through his art. also i am special agent dale cooper and special agent dale cooper is me

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