Favorite films

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  Gone Girl 2014

  ★★★★½ Watched 29 Jul 2024 4

  honestly never been so locked in at three in the morning. i mean holy balls this thing grabs you by the balls. and man it doesn’t let go. you’re just so engaged the entire time. gosh i was invested in these guys. like rooting for both sides at same time. and then twists. i love twists. some twists in this thing were questionable and slightly special education for me personally. but then those twists were redeemed by twists that were…

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  Midsommar 2019

  ½ Watched 28 Jul 2024 1

  nah nah nah nah nah nah nah. hell nah. holy crap everyone involved in this has sold their soul. like seriously i just don’t feel right. i can’t even describe it. it feels wrong man. there’s just nothing else to it man this movie is fricked up. this is equally as unsettling and demonic and bad as hereditary. gosh frick me bro i can’t even think rn. okay one really good thing about this movie was the transitions. holy freaking…

Popular reviews

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  The Invitation 2015

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Apr 2024 2

  gosh that was freaking weird bros. so weird and awkward and just so hatable but that also made it really really goody. the music will make your penis shrivel and the ending is honestly really sick. the acting was actually quite good it seems terrible in the beginning but then you’re like woah that was actually really goody. definitely gave me the creeps and yeah i’m very satisfied with this watch. thank trump im christian.

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  The Guilty 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2024 1

  alright im in awe right now. this entire movie takes place in one building. ONE BUILDING. i’ve never been so engaged in something. it’s so simple but so complex. it’s unlike anything i’ve ever seen. this is most definitely a masterpiece. and jake’s performance oh my goodness gracious it was one of the best i’ve ever watched. every emotion jake feels hits you right in the balls. it’s the mona lisa of movies.

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