Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band 1978

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  The Beatles look GREAT here, especially Ringo with his blonde perm. Damn.

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  Hard Ticket to Hawaii 1987

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 14 Feb 2025 1

  CHAPTER 1. "HARD TICKET" AS JUNGIAN BILDUNGSROMAN

  Ron Moss, the guy holding the gun in the poster, was in a band called Player in the 1970s and their big hit single was called "Baby Come Back." In this movie he's gifted in the martial arts and also throws a mean frisbee.

  Dona and Tarin, his friends, are special agents in extremely revealing uniforms who keep Hawaii safe from the deadly dealings of Seth and his goons. Like the theme song…

Popular reviews

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  Jaws: The Revenge 1987

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Jan 2025

  It’s much more psychological than the other Jawses. It forces viewers to ask, “why am I still watching this? How the fuck does a shark figure out how to target a human family? Can I get my money back? Why did I give this piece of tripe (haha! Pun intended! A tripe is a fish!) a rating of five stars?” And so on.

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  Braindead 1992

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 23 Dec 2024

  This is so gross. I said that yesterday but it needs to be said twice. It’s so gross that it couldn’t even get an R rating. It’s impossible to find but it’s free on YouTube, thank god. And it’s deeply, deeply cheerful and not disturbing, for real. The ultimate horror comedy? But do bring a barf bag.