If True Romance happened to me, and I totally wish it would, it would open with me sitting in my local bar chewing some chick's ear off about Eddie Vedder. I'd ask her if she's ever seen Point Break, to which she would of course say no, and then I'd go watch something like Wild Things alone at my local theater. A beautiful girl would then spill her popcorn on me, we'd fall in love, and Val Kilmer as Jim…
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Tough Guys Don't Dance 1987
What even is this crap? It feels like Ryan O'Neal stubbled onto the set of some lobotomized, pseudo-Lynchian version of The Long Goodbye after not sleeping for weeks. It's also so problematically 80s and nonsensical — I was actually fully engaged, mostly because I didn't want to miss whatever hilarious dialogue was vomitted up, and yet I have no clue who any of these characters are in relation to one another or what was going on. All I know is…
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The Last Detail 1973
Jack is off the leash, giving a performance that perfectly embodies both the broader characterization that has defined his career and the absolute reckless desolation that was the 70s dissolving of peace and love in a post-Vietnam America. The whole film is perfectly emblematic of just wanting to exert your freedoms amongst a backdrop of relative hopelessness. It's getting drunk and not giving a damn about setting up your hotel room cot correctly and just wanting to get some sleep.
"Drop your socks and grab your cocks, we're going to a party"
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