Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Dec 2023

  Is this the most unconventional romantic comedy of all time? It's like David Cronenberg and Wes Anderson adapted Frankenstein together but it was produced by PornHub. So damn good. Completely original and absolutely hilarious, Yorgos does not miss.

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  The Godfather Part III 1990

  ★½ Watched 02 Oct 2023

  Nowhere near as good as "Con Air"

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Mar 2025

  Rock solid. There’s slight pacing issues, but overall this is a gorgeous homage to 70s spy thrillers.

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  To Live and Die in L.A. 1985

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  Wildly enjoyable and influential 80s sharp cheddar. Fuckin sick cast. Vintage Evil Dafoe. Fuckin… leather jackets, chase scenes, Petersen hanging dong. This movie is 1985 to the absolute fucking max and I loved it.

Popular reviews

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  Bonhoeffer: Pastor. Spy. Assassin 2024

  ★½ Watched 01 Dec 2024 2

  There certainly could have been an interesting film to make about Bonhoeffer. I suppose this film inspiring me to read his Wikipedia page is a good thing- but that’s probably the ONLY good thing about it….. because the pacing of B:PSA gave me PTSD.

  It’s absolutely fascinating to me that this dipshit writer/director takes 10-15 minutes on trivial scenes like watching young Bonhoeffer play tag with his soon-to-be-dead older brother, or him exploring the black community in Harlem (he was…

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  The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 04 May 2024

  I’m never going to understand why people don’t like Guy Ritchie movies more. He casts the hell out of these things and brings a great combination of action and comedy effortlessly.

  This has Jack Reacher and Superman teaming up to kill thousands of Nazis and steal boats and stuff- let’s not over-complicate our feelings.

  Standout scenes:

  - One of the best opening scenes in recent memory. The vibe gets set so perfectly. 

  -Cavill robbing the wet bar and cigars while…