Brian Ohleyer

Brian Ohleyer

“What are you thinking? How are you feeling? What have we done to each other? What will we do?”

Favorite films

  • Gone Girl
  • Speed Racer
  • Lost Highway
  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

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  • The Fugitive

    ★★★★

  • Child's Play

    ★★★½

  • The Parent Trap

    ★★★½

  • Holes

    ★★★★

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  • The Fugitive

    The Fugitive

    ★★★★

    The people of Chicago have apparently not learned the meaning of the phrases “it’s shut the fuck up friday” and “if you see something, keep it to your goddamn self”

  • Child's Play

    Child's Play

    ★★★½

    The moral of the story is if your birthday sucks ass you kinda just gotta learn to tank that shit.

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  • Better Man

    Better Man

    ★★★★

    I really wish there was just one guy who could see he was a monkey and nobody ever believes him

  • Perfect Days

    Perfect Days

    ★★★★½

    Evil Severance be like “the work is straightforward and fulfilling” and you remember all of it because every moment alive is worth living fully.