Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Crash 1996

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 19 Aug 2023

  Took 3 cop cars to shut down the goon sesh told bro we geek hard

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  Crash 1996

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Aug 2023

  When he fuck me good I take his ass to red lobster

Popular reviews

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  Spree 2020

  ★★★½ Watched 11 Sep 2022 1

  When Kurt said “you guys wanna see my boner” and he didn’t show his boner I threw my laptop across the room

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Jun 2023 1

  What would’ve made this good movie great is if Miguel flexed his boner in his skintight suit

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