Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Companion 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  GOD i really enjoyed this. sophie thatcher is SOOOO good in this it’s kind of crazy. it seems quaid has been falling into a typecast for horror movies recently, but he plays the part well so i can’t complain too much!!

  love that the trailer of this movie kept things KIND OF secretive. still made some of the reveals in the movie quite fun to watch even though we all knew exactly what was happening. fun kills, fun little gags…

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  glad to know i’m not the only one who thinks sam and frodo are SOOOO gay in these movies. like baby…these are levels of magneto and professor x levels of gay tension!! regardless, really good closer to the trilogy, and the extended version is almost FIVE hours long and like….so good. miranda otto is such an iconique badass in this movie…why she would settle for faramir is beyond me….

  really good! glad to say i have now watched these movies…

Popular reviews

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  Skincare 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Sep 2024

  coming from somebody who works in a spa...yeah bitches be crazy!! but this was actually so much fun, elizabeth banks is fucking stellar. give her more dumb fun roles to play!! the fact that i knew essentially nothing from the trailers and still got any expectations blown out of the water after watching. truly such a good time, so glad i saw that it was out.

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  Matteo Lane: The Advice Special 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Nov 2022

  “…bottom.”

  matteo had some really stellar jokes in this first showing, more so a masterclass in crowd work than a outright stand up, it really did feel like a maury povich episode turned into a comedy social. 

  i love seeing gay comedians and matteo just has stage presence down to a science. he is such a joy to see perform and he manages to pull out some fun surprises in this special (prepare for some singing!). 

  thoroughly enjoyed! was a fun and short comedy special that was quick and digestible humor!