Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The 400 Blows 1959

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  "It says I'm unstable with perverted tendencies" sounds like my NHS records

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  1313: Cougar Cult 2012

  ★ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  A steady stream of sturdy studs! A boy bank where credit is always good

  Twunks shower a bunch, rub their chests in tight underwear, and rub each other's backs while women roar and use a magical amulet on them. Just watch gay porn people

Popular reviews

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  Seven Pounds 2008

  ★ Rewatched 09 Nov 2018 2

  Seven Pounds is supposed to be a movie about redemption, but it ends up being a 2 hour ego stroke for the main character. If Tim were to donate his organs, without the rest of the movie, he would do all the positives that he ended up doing, the only difference being the awareness of the recipients to who did it. And in that situation he wouldn't be forming bonds just to break them, and manipulating person after person in…

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  Smartass 2017

  ½ Watched 02 Jun 2018 1

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.