Carson Loudner

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Just a guy with good taste who hates movies

Favorite films

  • Dune: Part Two
  • Baby Driver
  • Apocalypse Now
  • The Lighthouse

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  • The Woman in the Yard

    ★★½

  • The Waterboy

    ★★½

  • Opus

    ★★★

  • Black Bag

    ★★★★

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  • The Woman in the Yard

    The Woman in the Yard

    ★★½

    I’m so happy writing this review right now, because I have so much to say about so little. This movie was boring while being simultaneously too on the nose and confusing. The 88 minutes I spent watching it is nothing compared to the 12 hours I’ve spent thinking about it.

    It’s another one of those movies about grief and trauma manifested, but I actually quite enjoyed the execution of this one, with the woman in the yard blatantly representing Ramona’s…

  • The Waterboy

    The Waterboy

    ★★½

    Adam Sandler-a-thon #6

    This is maybe the most fun movie to me so far, but I cannot for the life of me give it a positive review because Sandler spends 90 minutes of this movie giving his impression of a neurodivergent man for laughs. It’s mainly just sad how everyone around him constantly picks on him and belittles him until he starts playing football. The supporting cast is pretty great though, love Henry Winkler.

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Better Man

    Better Man

    ★★★★½

    Possibly the most paradoxical movie I’ve ever had the pleasure of seeing. I loved this film. It’s spectacular, but I don’t even really want to talk about the film itself beyond the recommendation to go watch it as soon as possible. I want to talk about the marketing and the ideas behind the film.

    CGI Robbie Williams Chimpanzee with human proportions $110M budget. I’d say whose idea was this until I saw the movie and realized how brilliant it is.…